Sexy pants, commando style
I’ve come to a crossroads. I am both out of clean underwear and everyday-pants. I could go back to the old cargo pants from years past, but I don’t think I could handle all that amount of dangling freedom unrestrained. So, I am forced to wear my sexy-pants, commando style. I’m too old to be going commando. Here’s to finding a laundromat soon.
